a rational world, one might suppose that investors, trying to gauge what other investors think other investors are thinking, will try to determine the right thing to think about the speculative investments. However, investors do not necessarily follow this strategy, even if all investors are rational and know that all investors are rational.18 In addition, we have to account for the investors’ less-than-perfect rationality and the investor irrationality expected by other investors. In our 2009 book Animal Spirits, which was in many ways an expansion and elaboration of Keynes’s ideas, George Akerlof and I used the beauty contest metaphor to construct a theory of the emotional foundation of business fluctuations in general. The beauty contest metaphor also applies to the contagion of narratives. When we choose to tell a story to others, we base that choice on our perceptions of how people will react to that story in their own minds. We will likely spread a story, whether it is a story about boom-time thinking or about economic despair, if we think that others will like the story enough to want to spread it further. Even if we are spreading an economic narrative for no other reason than trying to amuse ourselves, we are likely to engineer our story to spread based on our model of others’ minds. The stories that go viral are essentially random, just as mutations in evolutionary biology are random. Traditional evolutionary theory suggests that the mutations that survive and spread are those few out of many that are in themselves advantageous for survival. But there is another branch to Darwin’s theory, that of sexual selection, and it suggests that the winning mutations may be just as random as the original mutation. Something like this randomness may affect economic narratives going viral as well. In his 2017 book The Evolution of Beauty, ornithologist Richard O. Prum argues that sexual selection gives rise to fluctuations in the animal kingdom that resemble speculative bubbles in economics. Perhaps the most famous example of sexual selection in biology is the male peacock, which has very heavy tail feathers that inhibit his activities. But these feathers are much favored by the female of the species, which facilitates mating and the reproduction of more beautiful tail feathers. Thus the female sexual choice may create an evolutionary advantage for some useless characteristic in a process called a Fisherian runaway, after theorist R. A. Fisher.19 The mechanism does not even require two distinct sexes, as there is evidence for such sexual selection processes among hermaphrodite species in which each individual has both male and female organs.20 In both evolutionary biology and narrative economics, some kind of ornament or display can become popular for no more reason than the fact that it randomly began to be popular. Irrational Impulses Inform Economic Narratives Psychologist Jerome Bruner, who has stressed the importance of narratives in understanding human culture, wrote that we should not assume that human actions are driven in response to purely objective facts: I do not believe that facts ever quite stare anybody in the face. From a psychologist’s point of view, that is not how facts behave, as we well know from our studies of perception, memory, and thinking. Our factual worlds are more like cabinetry carefully carpentered than like a virgin forest inadvertently stumbled upon.21 That is, narratives are human constructs that are mixtures of fact, emotion, human interest, and other extraneous details that form an impression on the human mind. Psychiatrists and psychologists recognize that mental illness is often an extreme form of normal behavior or a narrow disruption of normal human mental faculties. So we can learn about the complexities of normal human narrative brain processing by studying dysnarrativia, or abnormal narrative phenomena. Neuroscientists Kay Young and Jeffrey Saver (2001) listed some of its varied forms: arrested narration (the ability to tell only stories learned before a brain injury), undernarration (the telling of vacillating, impulsive stories), denarration (failure to organize a story in terms of an action-generating temporal frame), and confabulation (the fabrication of stories that have little or no relation to reality). Each form of dysnarrativia is related to injury in a specific part of the brain. Schizophrenia is a serious mental illness that can manifest as a disorder of narrative, as it often involves hearing imaginary voices delivering a fantastic and jumbled narrative.22 Hearing voices as a symptom of schizophrenia is correlated with volume deficits in specific brain areas.23 The narrative disruption found in autism spectrum disorder also is related to brain anomalies.24